In this 1st edition of our series to explore denim pop culture, we explore some of Hollywood’s female celebrities who have been caught wearing the ugliest jeans to ever be created by man. The Denim King is all up for the idea of innovation and trying different designer denim styles, but the choices these celebrities have made are …. well, just simply disastrous for visual stimulation.
The question is, what were these celebrities thinking going out like this?
Kim Kardashian
Level of Denim Offense: Public Enemy #5
We all love Kim, and she usually does know how to rock out some of the hottest jeans to make her ass look good, but sorry these jeans are straight ugly!
Jessica Simpson
Level of Denim Offense: Public Enemy #4
Ahhh.. Jessica, not only do your mom jeans look ugly as hell but you also can’t control your weight problem. You’re a fashion designer, you should give advice to yourself and design a pair of jeans that can make your body look better, not worse!
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Level of Denim Offense: Public Enemy #3
This is the girl I used to think was drop dead gorgeous. What the hell happened here? Jennifer should have enough money to afford a nice pair of jeans where she doesn’t look like she just popped out 3 kids! Absolutely horrible.
Brandy
Level of Denim Offense: Public Enemy #2
Not only are you not relevant anymore, but you obviously don’t have a good sense of style when it comes to jeans. Instead of wasting money on that Louis Vuitton bag, invest some money into upgrading to some normal jeans where you don’t look like you just got mobbed on the streets.
Brooke Hogan
Level of Denim Offense: Public Enemy #1
The #1 Public Denim Offender award goes to Brooke Hogan. Maybe the reason your career didn’t take off is because nobody wants to look at your ugly jeans. Or maybe, all your fans you’ve ever had stopped caring about you after seeing this horrendous picture.
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Tags: brandy, brooke hogan, celebrities, designer jeans, female, jean disasters, jennifer love hewitt, kim kardashian, ugly jeans, worst jeans of all time
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I agree. All the above are ugly, ugly, ugly.
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I don’t agree regarding Jessica Simpson. She is pretty even with a few pounds on.
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I think Kim Kardashian’s jeans are good! I love the gold buttons! I hate the rest a LOT though -___-
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I think Kim Kardashian looks so fab. and most worst celeb is Brooke Hogan.
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